笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松。与此同时,笑话也是人们反对极权和专制制度的有力武器。下面是我精心收集的二人对话的英文小笑话，希望大家喜欢!

　　二人对话的英文小笑话篇一

　　"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

　　"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

　　“你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安?”老师发问道

　　“把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。”小女孩回答道。

　　二人对话的英文小笑话篇二

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

　　"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

　　9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

　　“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?” 妈妈问。

　　“妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。”

　　二人对话的英文小笑话篇三

　　A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisions," he explained, "and I make all the big ones, so we never interfere in each other's business and never get annoyed with each other. We have no complaints and no arguments."

　　一个男人告诉他的朋友自己婚姻幸福美满的秘密，“小事都由我妻子决定，”他解释说：“而我只管大事，我们从不互相干涉，从不生对方的气。我们从来没有抱怨、没有争吵。”"That sounds reasonable," answered his friend sympathetically. "And what sort of decisions does your wife make?"

　　“听起来很有道理，”他的朋友深有同感，“有哪些事情由你妻子作决定呢?”"Well," answered the man, "she decides what jobs I apply for, what sort of house we live in, what furniture we have, where we go for our holidays, and things like that."

　　“嗯，”那个人回答说：“她决定我申请什么工作，我们住什么房子，买什么家具，去哪里度假这些事情。”His friend was surprised. "Oh?" he said. "And what do you consider important decisions then?"

　　他的朋友很惊奇的问道：“哦?那么你决定哪些重要事情?”"Well," answered the man, "I decide who should be Prime Minister, whether we should increase our help to poor countries, what we should do about the atom bomb, and things like that."

　　“嗯，”他回答：“我决定谁来当首相，我们是否要增加对贫困国家的援助，怎么处理***等等这些问题。”

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